BEERS | Crime & Punishment Brewing Company
Charge of the Bogatyr
Double IPA, 8.4%, $7 13oz., $4 8oz., $21 growler
Hopped and dry hopped with Citra, Vic Secret, and Calypso. Through the haze of memory, the bogatyr recalled the glowing orange aspens with the passion fruit peppers bursting through broad walls of moss covered limestone where the falls of Sviatogor tumbled. Parched from his journey through the Urals, the bogatyr drew his canteen and filled it with the jonquil liquid that sprayed forth from the aspen caused cracks. Flavors of citrus soaked pineapple and saccharine pear nourished his weary limbs. A pop of poblano lit his mind. Alert and refreshed, the bogatyr charged forth.
IPA, 7.0%, $6 13oz., $4 8oz., $18 growler
In the world of IPAs, the sky’s the limit. Hopped and dry-hopped with Citra, Mosaic, and Simcoe. Scents of stone fruits, papaya, and wheat grass commingle with flavors of passion fruit, mango, and grapefruit rind, ultimately leading to a clean, dry finish. Join us on the IPA journey ahead!
The Grod Inquisitor
Grodziskie, 4.7%, $6 13oz., $4 8oz., $18 growler
When we decided to start a brewery, we had no idea that something called a “Grodziskie” even existed, let alone, would pair so well with our Russian influenced menu. The beer, which originates from 14th century Poland is brewed with 100% oak smoked wheat, and is often soured. We utilize a technique called kettle souring to achieve this desired subtle tartness. Smells of smoked ham and alfalfa bring way to a taste of cloud like sausage lemonade, which finishes with a crisp, dry airiness similar to a brisk wind blowing through your arm hair.
Space Dogs: Damka
IPA w/ Honey and Pink Guava 7.5% ABV, $7 13oz., $5 8oz., $21 growler
Meet Damka, our latest Space Dog Experimental IPA. Brewed with two row and a dash of pale wheat from Deer Creek Malt, some orange blossom honey from our dawg Joel at Wee Bee Brothers, and a healthy dose of pink guava purée. Hopped in the kettle and dry hopped with Mosaic, Calypso, and Super Galena. Her capsule buried in the Siberian tundra after a string of equipment failures, dreams of a honey soaked tropic beaches filled Damka’s mind. A mild mannered potion creator neared her hammock and offered this nectar. Refreshed by its lush flavors of strawberry pear jam, orange rind, mango flesh, and soft whispers of warmth, her will to live grew as she survived the night’s frigid temperatures. Rescuers would arrive at daybreak, but the true hero was the mysterious potion pal. His life saving nectar remains and you can now drink some.
Berliner Weiss 3.5% ABV, $5 16oz., $3 8oz., $15 growler
Available with added Cranberry Syrup Brewed with wheat, kettle soured, and kissed with Citra hops, this beer is intentionally simple, refined, and refreshing. Sit back, pick up some Kafka and enjoy a pint or two.
Pale Ale 3.8% ABV, $5 16oz., $3 8oz., $15 growler
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. This beer intends to usurp that propensity. Brewed with wheat and oats and hopped thoughtfully with Citra and Amarillo for a soft mouthfeel with flavors of ripe citrus and stone fruits. “The secret of happiness, you see, is not found in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less.”
Oatmeal Stout 6.5% ABV, $6 13oz., $4 8oz., $18 growler
Ihis inky brew’s namesake is an enormous, demonic, and mischievous black cat from Mikhail Bulgakov’s novel The Master and Margarita. It’s brewed with 40 lbs of oats that provide a soft mouthfeel, along with roasted and chocolate malts, which bring flavors of baker’s chocolate, espresso, fig, and earthy bitters. Both charming and devious, we hope you find this Oatmeal Stout as entertaining and delicious as we do.
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